February 2012
Definition of cold →
barrack-opendatbrama:
+18° C – on Hawaii they take two blankets. +10° C – in buildings in Helsinki they turn off cooling. +2° C – Italian cars can’t start. 0° C – water is freezing. -1° C – you can see your breath. Russians are eating ice-cream and drinking cold beer. -4° C – your dog is getting in your bed. -10° C – French cars can’t start. -12° C – politicians start talking about homeless...
TTG hoe, trained to go hoe: HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE... →
marththebland:
kindlesong:
diacrit:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
I’m in a cheeky mood, so…
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use…
"Speak of the Devil" is short for "Speak of the...
January 2012
